10 WAYS TO GLORY!!!

I have felt that we (boys) face many problems in starting a conversation with a random hot chick..Here are some pick up lines :

1)Hi..I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.(you need to be really smart and classy to use this one!!)

Requirements-
1)you must be equiped with nice clothes, atleast 3000 bucks in your pocket.
2)girl should be looking really sexy and different.atleast try to make it real!!

Precautions(would be same for most of the lines.)-

1)Handle the girl gently.
2)Wash your hands and mouth before experimenting.
3)Your words must be accurate for better results.
4)If spoken sarcastically, it can destroy you so do take care of the tone.

Risk%-83.2%

WARNING- you can get hurt while performing!! BEWARE!!

Expected reply-

surely there would be a reply.. can't say more than that!!;)

2) Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?

Requirements-
1)You should be fast enough to tell her that by sun you mean shiny and not yellow!!!
2)Girl will have to laugh first before you tell this(this requirement is quite difficult to get although. )
3)You must have an extraordinary talent to make faces so that girl might look at you and laugh or you must be dumb enough to seek her attention by doing obvious things weirdly(eg: saying loudly at McD's "when will the waitor come to get the order" need a lot of guts to do that. ).
4) Magic may work too!! do some little tricks to make her laugh or simply hipnotize her!!

Risk %-33.34(that also means it might not be strong enough to take your conversation further.)

Expected reply-
a nice smile again...(so prepare for your next move..i wont tell you everything.)

3) The only thing your eyes don’t say is your name.

Requirements-
Not so much really. the most necessary and sufficient condition is that you should have a nice intellect so that she might not know that you have copied it from some genious' blog.

Risk%- 50.00(exactly)(but strong enough and worthy to take a shot )

Expected reply-
1) FLIRTY GIRL-"WHAT ELSE DO MY EYES SAY??(EATING HER LOWER LIP GENTLY BUT STRONG ENOUGH TO BLOW YOU OUT!!)"
(MY ADVICE: JACKPOT!! she is the right one..two or three moves you can go along nicely!!)
2) DUMB GIRL- 1) would directly say her name.
2) wont say any thing at all.

4) How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi!

Requirements- MOst demanding!! "Girl should be intelligent enough to get this"
i personally recommend this line to only those readers who expect a lot from girls aprt from normal chit chat.

Risk%- 90.23%

WARNING:
As soon as you realize she dint get it.."GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!" to avoid awkward conversation in which you'll be telling the meaning and she would be trying to smile in such a way to show that she knew the meaning and was just reconfirming.;)

Expected reply-
please feel free to add as comment if someone tries!!
THIS SAGA OF PICKUP LINES WILL CONTINUE FURTHER IN MY UPCOMING POSTS!!
till then
good night, shabba khair
Naughty Rajat
PS: 1)The author holds no responsibilty in case of any accidents and mishappenings.
2)Don't try this at home or surroundings.
3)risk% has been calculated on a formula which will be revealed soon for transparency.
4)all issues are liable to delhi court only.
5)this article is "how to start a nice conversation with a girl??" and not "How to score a random girl??"(although it might help!!)
6)do tell me whether name comes after the PS or before.
7)this article belongs to RAJAT MATHUR and copying of this article in any form will be an illegal offence.
:)

FRIENDS...

my warm wishes to all of you again(how hot have u become by takin my warm wishes ;)).so i was watching a movie "SEX AND THE CITY" a few days back(yeah!! i can see that smile on your faces ;))and i realized one thing about friendship!! there was a scene in which carrie's marriage has been called off and she is depressed and spending her time with her best friends in her honey moon sweet!!then something happens and she gets cheered up!!(i wont be spoiling the movie anyway!!)now this is the most amazin part in friendship....you get screwed up and you go to your best friends and tell them how u got screwed and have a great and amazing laugh...this laugh has some amazing characterstics:
1) IT IS HIGHLY SARCASTIC AND YET YOU DON'T REALIZE IT!
2) IT IS MIXED WITH PAIN AND A KIND OF CONFESSION WHICH YOU CHERISH LATER!!
3) WHEN IT ENDS YOU ARE SOOTHED AND IT SEEMS AS IF TONS OF LUGGAGE HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM YOUR SHOULDERS.

i woud like to thank one(actually two) of my closest friends nikhil and gaurav for being there with me and helping in unloading the tons of weight...
missing all my friends.

gnite

Rajat

RIMJHIM RIMJHIM RUMJHUM RUMJHUM!!!!

A very fine morning to all of you. when i woke up today at about 10 am after sleeping at 5 in morning(when will i stop boasting about myself?? :)) i was still dizzy and bit frustrated because of the intervention of my roomie in my power nap. anyhow when i got out of the room a chilling breeze touched my cheeks. now this was the moment when all my aggravations went out in a few seconds and i was in my super awesome mood!! i listned to "batein kuch unkahee si" from metro to add flavor to the mood(when will i understand that everything is not food?? ;)although mood and food do rhyme!!). twas raining cats and dogs outside(always wannted to use this phrase. finally!!!). the next song which popped in the playlist was "RIMJHIM RIMJHIM RUMJHUM RUMJHUM"."RIMJHIM" this word has driven me crazy for say 14 good years(except for the last year)!! we'll get to that later..anyhow i could feel the awesome and invincible power of nature(although invincible has nothing to do with present article...how does it matter anyway!!). i guess every thing of nature be weather,trees,mountains,snow are full of positive energies..we just have to feel it!! i decided to study after gaining this motivation from mother nature. but i guess this mother nature is pampering me and sayin "dude!! you would be a complete jerk if you go and study back in the room.lets sit together and have a nice chat and eat pakore.wat say??". i am an obedient boy and how can i dare to disobey MOTHER NATURE. so here i am in her lap and laptop in my lap...listenin my favs,eating pakore after gobbling 7 poories and aloo ki sabzi in breakfast!!i am gonna burst..i guess i should have a coffee with it!!;)

Hope you all also spare sme time for this divine nature.enjoy up to hte brim!!
happy sunday!!

regards ND loads of love
rajat

SUMMER TRAINING-2

hey...
as i wrote in the previous article bout being wrkaholic...i admit that its damn difficult for me to be serious for nything...but i tried out!! though i dint wrk for 18-20 hrs in ma training and not at all sacrificed ny of the things i love' but a thing inside me(dnt knw how to define it!!) was always thinkin about the thermal power project all the tym!! i even had dreams of my boss quite a few tymes (i dnt knw whether that proves i was deeply engaged or not..but wud lyk to clear that m 10000% straight n dreamin of sm middle aged man is unusual :) ) i worked but not dat real hard (but harder) learnt a lot ,consulted a few books,browsed net a few times,,,and smhow suggested sm damn good methods to improve the efficiency of the plant...as calculated by boss the profit and savings by applyin the measures were staggerin Rs.1732215 p.a. and dats a gud no..(perhaps the most beautiful no. in mathematics)..i was simply delighted at the moment i calculated with boss and the way i rotated ma calculator( FLAIR SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR.perhaps the best calculator ever..)gave a huge amount satisfaction to maself...i just wanted to rush out of the gate and make a few calls to ppl who wud really be happy hearin dat ...but i controlled ma emotions as if twas a no big deal and i do it quite often and sat and discussed how to apply it!!after a long discussion which lasted fr an hour i was finally dne succesfully wid the thing...i will never forget the wrds of ma boss'"ye idea kahan se aaya??" twas a feelin of a lyf tym xplainin this discovery of ma head ...finally ma report hopefully will be sent to bombay headquarters...but as the final step is hard to climb i am feelin a lil dizzy bout makin a report but will surely come outta it!! i m highly motivated by myself only for the first tym ( actually not the first tym...but sounds fun :) } n i am thinkin if i really develop the habit of wrkin seriously on things i (n ny1 on this planet) will definitely do wonders and enjoy the journey of life!!!


PS: frgive me Mr.Thakre for using "BOMBAY"...KINDLY READ THE WRD ENCLOSED AS MUMBAI
regards
Happy Rajat

19 july

sita sita to all of you....( i guess sacred feminine thing has left a deep impact on me..source ofc da vinci code [;)] )

i hav figured out smthin which has troubled me for quite a long tym...i always wanted to get wrkaholic in ma lyf atleast for sm tym..i alwys get inspired hearin stories of ny1 who gets wrkaholic ( i.e. he thinks only of 1 thing for a certain period of tym)..i hav always felt inspired by ma frnd nikhil n sm other ppl who wrk hrd.. real hard for a thing thye wish for(btw hez a company owner now..ma best wishes to him)...watever the result maybe doesnt matter...i hav always been searchin a perfect thing for which i'll get insane n wrk for it with full vigour, enthu,insanity,,aag..but i hav figured out that no tym or wrk will come ever for which i'll get fuzzy bout...because wrkin hard is a habit n can not be built in a day..maybe coz this is not ma habit i might hav left chances for which i cud be passionate of!!! i'll hav to feel every wrk is special and hav to embed the habit of hard wrkin doin ny kinda wrk...i guess dat will change a lot of things in ma lyf!!

regards
rajat

SUMMER TRAINING

my very warm wishes to all of you(although you might not like...its really getting hot!!)my apologies for writing so late...as soon as i shall come to knw how to copy articles from other people's blog i would post the second part of the awesome trip...
nyhow i m doin trainin in GRAVIERA SUITINGS(actually BTM (graviera sounds good..))...my few days were quite depressing in the company...in the sense they wanted me to do some work in scorching heat while i wanted to relax a lil bit in an ac office...i wasted my whole week in a dm water plant which is not more than even 4 hrs...nuhow things drasticaly changed when i met mr. upadhyay...this man has an awesome knowledge on thermodynamics...i am wrkin hard with my mentor/boss/uncle...believe me ppl hearing encouraging words from ppl who seldom praise is like eating kfc chicken for free!!! His encouraging words have made me to work harder!! lets hope the final project turn out to be good!!!

awsm trip to gurgaon

ok...i can't wait further to share ma xperiences...here i go..ma xams got over on 4th june 2010...i already had a plan to hang out wid friends in gurgaon...as usual many of them ditched but finally shubham,moza,sidhant,sardar,runi and i decided to celebrate...we started wid a bang!!! we got a lift in a car!! i had realized trip is goin to be awsm..(i can read the signs of universe and destiny as well ;))...we went to ma pg frm the chowk to get my luggage...i distributed all ma luggage amongst them n felt quite satisfied...after waitin for sm tym we managed to get a cab all the way to iifco chowk...as mentioned earlier most of the tym i think abut food...all d way i was thinkin to find the best chicken in gurgaon...after meeting sardar's mum we headed to ROME DA DHABA...the place was as small as my pg room where i hardly settle in...however we dint lose our spirits and smhow managed to sit!!! i think i had a lil orgasm when the aroma of kababs went all the way into ma nostrils...(the above phrase used is only to show how good was the smell..dnt take it literally ;))...we had seekh kababs and butter chicken...i advice all of you to go once at rome da dhaba...moza had paneer coz he had swallowed bhasm of sai baba to get pass...however neither is he gettin pass nor he had chicken...nyhow we had a great tym and den i went to di's flat...stay tuned to knw more about the one of the best evenongs i have ever had...till den gnite
shabbakhir
khuda hafiz

rajat