10 WAYS TO GLORY!!!

I have felt that we (boys) face many problems in starting a conversation with a random hot chick..Here are some pick up lines :

1)Hi..I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.(you need to be really smart and classy to use this one!!)

Requirements-
1)you must be equiped with nice clothes, atleast 3000 bucks in your pocket.
2)girl should be looking really sexy and different.atleast try to make it real!!

Precautions(would be same for most of the lines.)-

1)Handle the girl gently.
2)Wash your hands and mouth before experimenting.
3)Your words must be accurate for better results.
4)If spoken sarcastically, it can destroy you so do take care of the tone.

Risk%-83.2%

WARNING- you can get hurt while performing!! BEWARE!!

Expected reply-

surely there would be a reply.. can't say more than that!!;)

2) Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?

Requirements-
1)You should be fast enough to tell her that by sun you mean shiny and not yellow!!!
2)Girl will have to laugh first before you tell this(this requirement is quite difficult to get although. )
3)You must have an extraordinary talent to make faces so that girl might look at you and laugh or you must be dumb enough to seek her attention by doing obvious things weirdly(eg: saying loudly at McD's "when will the waitor come to get the order" need a lot of guts to do that. ).
4) Magic may work too!! do some little tricks to make her laugh or simply hipnotize her!!

Risk %-33.34(that also means it might not be strong enough to take your conversation further.)

Expected reply-
a nice smile again...(so prepare for your next move..i wont tell you everything.)

3) The only thing your eyes don’t say is your name.

Requirements-
Not so much really. the most necessary and sufficient condition is that you should have a nice intellect so that she might not know that you have copied it from some genious' blog.

Risk%- 50.00(exactly)(but strong enough and worthy to take a shot )

Expected reply-
1) FLIRTY GIRL-"WHAT ELSE DO MY EYES SAY??(EATING HER LOWER LIP GENTLY BUT STRONG ENOUGH TO BLOW YOU OUT!!)"
(MY ADVICE: JACKPOT!! she is the right one..two or three moves you can go along nicely!!)
2) DUMB GIRL- 1) would directly say her name.
2) wont say any thing at all.

4) How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi!

Requirements- MOst demanding!! "Girl should be intelligent enough to get this"
i personally recommend this line to only those readers who expect a lot from girls aprt from normal chit chat.

Risk%- 90.23%

WARNING:
As soon as you realize she dint get it.."GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!" to avoid awkward conversation in which you'll be telling the meaning and she would be trying to smile in such a way to show that she knew the meaning and was just reconfirming.;)

Expected reply-
please feel free to add as comment if someone tries!!
THIS SAGA OF PICKUP LINES WILL CONTINUE FURTHER IN MY UPCOMING POSTS!!
till then
good night, shabba khair
Naughty Rajat
PS: 1)The author holds no responsibilty in case of any accidents and mishappenings.
2)Don't try this at home or surroundings.
3)risk% has been calculated on a formula which will be revealed soon for transparency.
4)all issues are liable to delhi court only.
5)this article is "how to start a nice conversation with a girl??" and not "How to score a random girl??"(although it might help!!)
6)do tell me whether name comes after the PS or before.
7)this article belongs to RAJAT MATHUR and copying of this article in any form will be an illegal offence.
:)